get to know adhani

"hey reddie"
"what did you just call me?"
"yeah i'm talking to you with the red eyes and the kind of tragic look. you look you know, all dark and desperate."
"shut the fuck up you moron."
"hey lady calm down I was just tryna cheer you up, making you look better then you are."
"oh that's it. i am so sorry I did not notice how it is such an incredible compliment to be called desperate red eyes."
"yeah it is, specially when the person you talking to looks more like a zombie coming from hell after drying her soul from inside out in tears." said the stranger.
"you'd probably look worse if you'd gone through the same as me" and then she dramatically pretended she was dying choked on top of the stranger's chest.
"oh no no no I guess it is contagious. I guess that's how weird head haired dead women reproduce themselves please keep going"
"you're a bastard" she laughed her face full of melted-by-tear-mascara.
"thank you ma'am, that's cause you don't know me yet"
"that's ok cause I guess I'll have to call you the surrogate mother to my future dead-inside children. You know, I have been looking very hard for someone as annoying to be the good match for my soulless and desperate personality. You'd work just fine, but we definitely would have to work the looks right there, see? no wet eyes no desperation." she said as she pretended to be disappointed by the black happy eyes and the bright laugh.
"I'll do better next time if you please share the drama so I can join the dark art looks."
she looked at her with mistrust
"pass me the beer first, stranger"
"adhani,"
"pass me the beer first, adhani."
"all yours" she divided her can.
"well where should I start? the devious grandmother that tortures your family members in a basement without your knowledge, failing on an important mission where you were supposing to be looking for your long lost mother that is probably dead? or the gone aunt who came back and turns out to be the birth mother of your friend and gave you away to be killed by air pirates?"
"I would definitely like to start with kissing you but the psycho granny seems more interesting, I'm sorry."
nira rolled her eyes and drank a bit more beer
"well that is a long story, adhani"